Just No Substitute For A Starter

Here at McCovey Chronicles, we're committed to an ecologically sound operation. The expensive relief pitching was a bust, and the pitching was itchy at best. When intros are used once for a gameday thread and discarded, they invariably end up washing out to sea, where they may possibly damage a coral reef or poison an otter hut. Wait, otter den. They started out with a more agile contract and traded for prospects. Otter hole. I think he’s got a big ego and it’s kind of been bruised with the losing and everything else, but I think he should have taken a petite tact and perhaps kept his mouth shut. Whatever it is that otters live in.

Minnesota Twins by all figures is a giant. With this in mind, we at McCovey Chronicles strive to recycle our gameday intros over and over and over again, even if we wangle sympathetic new junk that would absolutely blow you away. The expensive defense was a bust, and the base running was prickly at best. Enjoy the game.